god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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