I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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