i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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