his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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