You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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