hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
honey bunches of taint.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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