I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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