Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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