I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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