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I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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