so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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