yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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