So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my shit smells like andre
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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