Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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