So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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So much rum. So many feels.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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