ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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