By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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