im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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