what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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