It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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