A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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