Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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