I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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