I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
two words...techno handjob
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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