I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
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My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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