I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
that may or may not have been my penis.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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