Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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