He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I still have a little drunk in my system
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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