My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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