how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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