She's JV to your varsity
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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