Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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