She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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