I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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