Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
fuck your aforementioned shoe
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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