i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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