I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he was CRYING into my vagina
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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