U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
the day after is always just damage control
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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