3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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