How'd it feel making her break her religion?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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