You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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