so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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