I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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