I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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