I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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