I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
and she was petting her beer can
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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