omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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