you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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