My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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