I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
no you cant smoke seaweed
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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